Reports are now flooding into Fleet Street of recent heavy fighting in the area surrounding Leominster. While the products of "staff photographers in the field" are breathlessly awaited in central London, presses poised for fully illustrated editions of battle news, the "tickertape" has given brief details:
Notwithstanding being outnumbered "two Platoons to one Platoon", Commander Queeg (BUF "Wyrd Force") (aka Giles) successfully held off the challenge of the Bromyard Republican Levies (aka Roo) to the east of Leominster ("a winning draw" was declared for Giles); whilst elsewhere....
Having committed his strategic reserve to the west of Leominster (in a "two Platoon v two Platoon" battle), Staff Captain Maynard (Royalist, aka Alan) "held the line" against the newly raised "Shock Armies" of Comrade Colonel Knokisblokov, including "Red Cavalry" and veteran OGPU troops (Communist, aka Clive) ("a combative draw" was mutually declared); but............
Outnumbered to the north of Leominster ("two Platoons to one Platoon"), the re-appeared Roderick Spode, Earl of Sidcup (aka Rob B) was decisively defeated by the Bishop of Lichfield's mighty Anglican Field Army (aka Tym) (a "smashing victory" was declared for Tym); and so
available reinforcements having been rushed to Spode, the lines of His Majesty's Government's remaining defensive forces are drawn even tighter, and ever thinner, around the town of Leominster - all in anticipation of the Spring Big Game 2022 ("Assault on Leominster")!
More news and pictures follow....
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