Sunday 3 December 2023

RED FRONT TANK POWER (2) !

Following Comrade Commissar Moody's announcement HERE of new Soviet tank designs, the Commissar has been back in action, press releasing a doubling of Presteigne Red Front armour:

The original Red Front tank design

Doubling Soviet Tank Power - new additions to the Presteigne Armoury

Aerial recognition markings on the new additions, "red stars" courtesy of WH Smith.
Essential for pilots of the Red Air Force

Notes:

(1). These "Proley" tanks originated via "secret freighter" from Leningrad". A second "secret freighter" - part of Stalin's re-assurance to Comrade Colonel Professor Winters -  is expected imminently.

(2). Winters has now returned from London to Presteigne. Exact details of how he evaded HMG's searches for him remain sketchy, but may have involved a GWR freight car and large consignment of mature aspidistra. In any event, Winters has not been slow to celebrate the Presteigne Soviet's new tank power:

A triumphant return for Winters - full of "armoured promise" for the future of the Hereford VBCW

Note : Upon Winters' return, it is said that the Presteigne proletariat burst into spontaneous song in praise of their "Great Leader" - see HERE. Or possibly HERE.

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