Monday 23 March 2020

THE VIEW FROM NEWQUAY....

Private Watkins lit his cigarette, a real treat given recent rationing, and cast his eyes towards the coast. 

He took a deep draft and filled his lungs; the air was still chill and he stamped his feet to keep warm despite his greatcoat.

He paused, yes he could hear engine noise...Christ, was the rumour of the Royalist fleet moving up the coast from Bristol true after all...he strained his eyes through the early morning fog...a shape emerged...he pulled the bolt on his .303 back and rammed the round into the chamber, then raised the stock to his shoulder and paused... a few lone seconds later, Dai Williams' fishing boat chugged into view through the wisps of white....Dai grinned up at him and shouted something about Watkins 'looking pale'...pale he thought...not pale, s******g m'self more like...the cigarette finished, he turned and headed back to the sailing club; another day waiting for the hammer to strike he thought....

Note : the thoughts of a lonely sentry on the coastline of West Wales, courtesy of Umpire Roo. One day, the Assault on Newquay will take place....

HMS WOOLWORTH - MISPLACED?

Just an interesting link. Surely, even with the questionable navigation skills of Captain Sinkin, HMS Woolworth cannot have made its way from the Irish Sea to.........Trafalgar Square?

See HERE

Thursday 19 March 2020

THE BRISTOL FLEET IN DIFFICULTY.....

The BUF Escort Carrier, the Charles A. Lindbergh, was the first to fall astern, swiftly followed by the largest BUF troopship, the Fritz J. Kuhn. Both reported mysterious engine problems leading to a significant loss of power, and an inability to keep up with the swiftly moving Bristol Fleet.

On the bridge of HMS Woolworth, Admiral Silverflint could not conceal his frustration."Tarnation Sinkin! There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today!" [note1]

Captain Sinkin wished he was back in the Personnel Department (Filing) of the Admiralty. Here he was in charge of the largest battleship in the Bristol Fleet, tasked with the first amphibious landing of the Civil War, and the closely packed convoy was losing way as more and more ships shuddered to a halt.

"The Joseph P. Kennedy reporting that she has to fall out of company, sir. Engine problems, same as all the rest of the BUF ships. Seems that her engines are full of, well, of liquidised caramel, sir." The smart midshipman had the grace to look somewhat embarrassed. "Sugar in the diesel tanks, sir. Must have been the Bristol dockers....."

"All ahead slow, then. Let's see if we can take at least one of them in tow. Signal HMS Argus to assist the Charles A. Lindbergh."

"I think you'd better look at this, sir. Just in." The midshipman handed over an Admiralty flimsy to Admiral Silverflint.

RED INVERGORDON REPORTED SLIPPED HAWSES AT LIVERPOOL. PASSED BIRKENHEAD HEADING TOWARDS OPEN SEA THIS MORNING. DESTINATION AND HEADING UNKNOWN.

"Good grief! A Communist carrier at sea!" Admiral Silverflint practically danced a hornpipe with excitement. "If they're heading south, they'll be almost upon us already! And if north, our duty is to give chase! Detail a couple of the destroyers to help the BUF ships, Sinkin, call of the Newquay raid for the moment, and let's see what we can really do!" [note2]

The Hunt for Red Invergordon was on.......[note3]

Notes

[1]. echoing, consciously or otherwise, the reported words of Admiral Beatty at the Battle of Jutland.

[2]. due to the coronovirus situation and recent Government advice, all those who had put their names forward to play in the Spring Big Game 2020, to be held on Saturday 21st March, agreed reluctantly but unanimously to call off the event. Thanks to Giles for arranging the cancellation with the Burley Gate Village Hall Committee. The "Assault on Newquay" will return on a date to be announced....

[3]. The "Hunt for Red Invergordon" is one of the lesser known incidents of the VBCW. This may be by reason of the wily navigation (or even thick Scottish accent) of the Communist naval leader, Captain Commissar Connery.

A contemporary propaganda poster of Captain Commissar Connery,
commander of Red Invergordon
(attributed - Liverpool Scottish School of Soviet Realism)

Thursday 5 March 2020

VBCW SPRING BIG GAME 2020 - SCENARIO / ADDITIONAL RULES

Out of the morning mists emerged a sight never previously recorded in the long history of Newquay Bay....a Royal Navy Battlefleet! As the open mouthed citizens of Newquay watched, an amphibious fleet of landing ships and tank landing craft assembled under the lee of the massive aircraft carrier, HMS Argos, and the vast guns of the battleship HMS Woolworth turned, elevated and with a devastating crash, fired.......

For those who enjoyed our previous river crossing game ("Bridge over Trebbbled Water", see HERE), we've now supplemented our fleets of Landing Craft (Infantry) with some Landing Ships (Tank) and churned out the beginnings of the Government's Navy - HMS Woolworth, HMS Argos and the BUF Escort Carrier (a gift to PM Mosley from some American well-wishers who desired to remain anonymous), the Charles A. Lindbergh. Each carrier contains an "Air Wing" of six aircraft (i.e. six FAA Bombers on HMS Argos and six BUF Fighters on the Charles A. Lindbergh). In addition, a land based squadron of three heavy bombers is available to be summoned directly from Bristol (at reasonable notice, and subject to Umpire discretion).

Admiral Sir Mortimer Silverflint, RN, Commodore of the Bristol Fleet (i.e. Alan), has been charged with raiding Newquay (and potentially its satellite port, Aberaron) in order to deny its port and supply facilities to Sir Gilbert Hill, long a thorn in the side of the Government in the Herefordshire VBCW.

Sir Gilbert's High Steward (otherwise the Chief Commoner of Newquay, or locally, "Y Cennin Pedr Mawr", aka "The Big Daffodil") (i.e. Tym) is bound to defend his beloved home town, seeking to preserve the stashes of heavy shells scattered about its suburbs, together with the high technology experimental air warning installations recently constructed upon the orders of Sir Gilbert. It's just aswell that the last few months have also seen the construction of all those short batteries, perfect for blasting away any amphibious invasion! Above all, the town of Newquay itself must be preserved from the raiders........

And now for some rule notes:

(A). Naval Bombardment

HMS Woolworth has three gun turrets. Each has three barrels, but for the purposes of the Assault on Newquay game, each turret counts as one BIG GUN. Each turret fires as per a BIG GUN under the WTDW rules, but with unlimited range (they're very big barrels). 

Such BIG GUNS as the defenders may have do not have the range to return fire. Accordingly the Government Fleet is safe from attack at sea (unless the pride of the "Socialist Fleet", the aircraft carrier "Red Invergordon" makes an appearance, in which case torpedo bombing notes will be hastily issued). 

It is not that easy to maneouvre HMS Woolworth in the confined space of Newquay Bay, especially when allowance is made for the bulk of HMS Argos (or the Charles A. Lindbergh). It may not even be that easy to move the single card table ("the Fleet Table") upon which the relevant semi scale models stand (Argos is three foot in length!). For these reasons:

(i). the "Fleet Table" starts at the eastern most table (Table 1) and proceeds from east to west per turn, i.e. Table 1 on Turn 1, Table 2 on Turn 2, Table 3 on Turn 3;

(ii). the "Fleet Table" comes under the command of the relevant Government player on the relevant Table;

(iii). the commander (pro tem) of the Fleet Table can fire the BIG GUNS of HMS Woolworth in the new "Naval Bombardment Phase" that now precedes the start of a turn on the table. The BIG GUNS of HMS Woolworth can only fire once per turn, and HMS Woolworth must then proceed, in a westerly direction, on to the next table. HMS Woolworth does not require an Initiative Card for any purpose.

(iv). HMS Woolworth is always accompanied by an Aircraft Carrier, whether it be HMS Argos or the Charles A. Lindbergh. The commander (pro tem) of the Fleet Table can additionally order an "Air Strike" from the decks of the relevant carrier in the new "Naval Bombardment Phase". An "Air Strike" consists of six carrier borne aircraft. If such an "Air Strike" is ordered, the six model aircraft are formed up at the southern edge of the relevant table at the end of the "Naval Bombardment Phase", the Government player receives one extra Initiative Card for such aircraft at the start of the next turn, and play then takes place according to the Aircraft Rules.

(v). once the Fleet Table has completed its turn opposite Table 3, thereby reaching the westernmost point of the battlefield, it must sail out of Newquay Bay, turn around, and then retrace its trail in the opposite direction, i.e. Table 3, Table 2, Table 1, west to east. In order to represent the time elapsed to allow such a turn around, Admiral Silverflint throws a D6 as the Fleet Table "exits". The result is the number of turns that must elapse before the Fleet Table makes a re-appearance. Admiral Silverflint may substitute the carrier HMS Argos for the carrier Charles A. Lindbergh (or vice versa) during this period of "naval maneouvre".

(B). Aircraft and Anti Aircraft Rules

The "Rebel Alliance" defending Newquay have no aircraft at their disposal (well, not unless Red Invergordon turns up). The Government Forces have a wing of six FAA light bombers (HMS Argos), a wing of six BUF fighters (the Charles A. Lindbergh) and (subject to Umpire approval), potentially a squadron of three land based heavy bombers.

(1). Aircraft move and fire as "Wings" or "Squadron", i.e. all using the same Initiative Card (see A(iv) above).

(2). Aircraft move up to 18inches per move. 

(3). FAA Light Bombers have one bomb, equivalent to a mortar bomb. Adopt the mortar rules and measure scatter from the centre of the aircraft stand.

(4). BUF Fighters have one machine gun, equivalent to an LMG. Adopt the LMG rules and measure range from the centre of the aircraft stand.

(5). Heavy Bombers (if they make an appearance) have one bomb, equivalent to a Big Gun shell. Adopt the Big Gun rules and measure scatter from the centre of the aircraft stand.

(6). All Aircraft have unlimited range, i.e. there is no fear of them "running out of fuel". Once an aircraft has fired its LMG or dropped its bomb, however, it is assumed to have "turned for home" and is removed from play. In short, each aircraft is considered a "one hit wonder".

(7). The "Rebel Alliance" have three dedicated Anti Aircraft Guns as "Umpire Bonus" additions to their Platoon Roster forces. Additionally, they may use HMGs, LMGs and even rifle fire to attack aircraft. The "WTDW" Anti Aircraft rules apply.

(C). Amphibious Invasion Stage Rules

Government Platoons start the Big Game in boats (LCI's, LST's, and whatever else Alan may additionally have manufactured, including that Seibel Ferry) at the southern table edge. The amphibious phase (i.e. from sea to beach) is managed according to "Roo's Patent Amphibious Rulebook" to be announced "on the day". Essentially, however, Government Platoons can count upon two full turns "in the water" before "hitting the beach", subject to bombardment from the Rebel Alliance's Big Guns and Shore Batteries (firing as Big Guns) "on the way in". Any landing craft of whatever description counts as an unarmoured lorry for the purpose of damage calculation.

(D). Shoddy Tanks

Alan and Roo have been busy manufacturing large numbers of "Shoddy" Tanks as a result of the Armour Modelling Challenge 2019 (see blogposts passim). For this Big Game, each deploys on behalf of HMG, in addition to their usual Platoon, an Independent (Shoddy) Tank Brigade, as follows:

Roo's Independent (Shoddy) Tank Brigade3 x "Shoddy" Tanks, 1 x "Shoddy" Flame Tank. 

Alan's Independent (Shoddy) Tank Brigade : 1 x "Shoddy" Tank ("Fat Barrel"), 1 x Assault Cannon "Shoddy" Tank, 1 x Armoured Assault Multi Mortar with Mine Clearing Attachment "Shoddy" Tank.

All "Shoddy Tanks" obey the fundamental rule of "shoddiness", i.e. a D6 is thrown before any action is taken (whether move or fire) : on a 1 - 3, the intended action does not happen (the Shoddy Tank has broken down or misfired that move), a 4 - 6, proceed as intended. All armour is "light" and all crews are "raw".

Roo's "Shoddy Flame Tank" is subject to the rules that only he knows, but they must be fair 'cos he's an Umpire and written them down on his mobile phone.

Alan's "Fat Barrel" Tank operates as an ordinary "Shoddy" Tank. The Assault Cannon operates as a (very thinly) armoured "Big Gun". The Armoured Assault Multi Mortar operates as a multi mortar with eight barrels. Use the "light mortar" rules and dice for each barrel when wishing to fire (e.g. throw 8D6, with only those showing 4-6 counting). If 4 or more "6"s are thrown at the same time, the Armoured Assault Multi Mortar BLOWS UP!

(E). "Anti Everything Specials"

Some players have been busy manufacturing "Anti Everything Specials" as a result of the Modelling Challenge 2020 (see blogposts passim). The Umpires are already aware of - Anti Aircraft Flock of Pigeons & Pigeon Loft (Alan), Anti-Aircraft "Archie" Truck (Alan), Hi Tech Infantry Rocket Launcher (Alan), Exploding Milk Churns and Attendants (Clive), Farmers and Anti Tank "Powder Pigs" (Clive), Sticky Bombers with "Literally Satchel" Charges (Clive) etc etc. All players have been made aware that the Umpires will "look kindly" on "Anti-Everything Weapons" as additions to Platoon Rosters. Once it is clear exactly how many types of "Special Weapons" we have, either we will publish an Addendum blogpost, or we will simply agree rules on the day on the basis that : (1). no Super Weapons are allowed (2). all Specials must obey "the spirit of the VBCW" (3). rules should if at all possible adopt existing VBCW rules (e.g. the milk churns above are roadside bombs, the "powder pigs" sticky bombers, etc etc.)

(F). The Big Box o' Reserves

As the "Assault on Newquay" proceeds, word reaches the surrounding countryside and supporting Cardiganshire forces. At the end of each turn, the "Rebel Alliance" throw a D6 per table : if a "6" is thrown, the relevant player may select one additional unit from "The Big Box o' Reserves". The Big Box may contain tanks, AT guns, Big Guns, infantry etc etc - whatever unit is selected counts as "Trained" and should be placed anywhere on the defending player's "start line".

Should the game become "unbalanced" in the view of the Umpires, the above rule may be amended to make it easier for the defenders to obtain reserves, e.g. throw a "5" or a "6" on a D6 per move, etc.

(G). General

The rules for this Big Game, as before, will be the WTDW Rules (Mort amend v.11) with one phase fire and movement, not two phase fire and movement. These Rules will be circulated at the same time as the Request for Platoon Rosters. The published WTDW Rules (e.g. the original booklet by Solway) will not be useful to bring along and cannot be referred to. 

Alan's Chance Cards will be in operation.

Tuesday 3 March 2020

VBCW SPRING BIG GAME 2020 - ASSAULT ON NEWQUAY!

The VBCW Spring Big Game 2020 ("Assault on Newquay") will take place on Saturday, 21st March 2020, 10am - 5pm, at the Burley Gate Village Hall, Herefordshire.

The Scenario

An amphibious raid by the "Bristol Fleet" on the sleepy port of Newquay (and potentially its satellite, Aberaron), the Welsh entrepot for Sir Gilbert Hill's smuggling supply lines, all the way from the Cardiganshire beaches to Pontrilas and Abbeydore in Herefordshire. If only Lord Mountbatten had consulted the memoirs of Admiral Mortimer Silverflint R.N., Dieppe 1942 might not have been such a disaster after all.....

Additional scenario information and rules (e.g. naval bombardment, "Shoddy" tanks, aerial bombing etc., etc.) will follow in a separate blogpost. For now, however, please note:

(1). the Annual Modelling Challenge 2020 is live! See full details HERE. "Assault on Newquay" will feature a lot of Government "Shoddy" tanks disembarking from LSTs, plus a lot of Government air power. There's still time before the Spring Big Game to produce your entry for the "Anti Everything" challenge - and, whether you do or not, please remember to claim your free cheep, cheep semi scale VBCW aircraft from the Umpires at the Big Game itself!

(2). speaking of which, this Big Game's Umpires Award returns us to the field of "genuine 1937 relics" - nothing less than the "Coronation Cup" itself. It's real, its genuine, and it's a VBCW Cup that one lucky, lucky player is destined to take home!

The Practicalities

For those who have not previously attended a Hereford 1938 "Big Game", the Burley Gate Village Hall is located on the A465 between Burley Gate Roundabout and the village of Stoke Lacy. The Village Hall is adjacent to the Burley Gate Primary School. Full information and a helpful PDF may may be found here. 

The cost for the day is the "new charge" of £20, payable on the BIG DAY itself. As explained before the Autumn Big Game 2019, unfortunately the Hall's day hire rate has recently been sharply increased, and we can therefore no longer maintain the previous charge of £10 (fixed since 2012!).

In addition to a crisp £20 note, please remember to bring:

(a). your lunch. We provide coffee, tea and biscuits. If you want something more substantial during the course of the day, pack it with your troops! (Usually, the adjacent Burley Gate Community Shop is open on a Saturday morning, so any emergency food needs can be met).

(b). your troops. Goes without saying, really. Your troops as notified to the Umpires by way of your emailed Platoon Roster.

(c). your camera. If you intend taking pictures of the inevitable triumph of your troops, and the destruction of the enemy. The Umpires really like photographs of the action to illustrate the After Action Report.

(d). your paraphenalia. Dice, rules, measuring tapes, scatter terrain - all the "small stuff" that you usually use. The Umpires are always grateful for telephone poles, road signs, hedges, gates, bushes, sandbag emplacements etc. etc. - any small items of VBCW scenery that add to the overall effect. 

Monday 2 March 2020

THE LITTLE PORT OF NEWQUAY

These days (in the alternative timeline, i.e. reality), the sleepy Welsh fishing port of Newquay in Cardiganshire is famous for many things, but principally for not being Newquay, Cornwall. No longer an active fishing port, Newquay now provides the middle classes of Hereford (and Liverpool, Manchester and elsewhere) with convenient beach-side holiday homes in which to relax and unwind from the hustle and bustle of Broad Street or Church Street, or the crazy pace of life in High Town. But back in 1938.....


Newquay in West Wales. A map for any RN Admiral suffering from sight loss,
or fearful of navigational error.
A modern day map putting Newquay in the Welsh context. Although  Hereford is not
shown, the River Wye is, and its therefore easy to trace the road route from Hereford
to Newquay - over the Black Mountains until you hit Aberystwyth, then left turn
and follow the coast road. Or, if you're a VBCW arms smuggler, the reverse...
A VBCW Map of Newquay and NewQuay Bay.  The red markings are alleged to be a contemporary
"barrage plan" prepared in advance of "The Assault on Newquay", and therefore a rare document.
(c. National Museum of Wales Civil War Collection)
Back in 1938, Newquay was famous for being (in no particular order):

(1). the home of the momentous 1904 Welsh religious revival, courtesy of a "volcanic" local Methodist preacher, Joseph Jenkins. So powerful was the revival, Lloyd George himself described it as "rocking Welsh life like a Great Earthquake" (and, it is said, fearful of potential voter reaction, then took care to amend his own private behaviour - for a little while). Jenkins' historic chapel stands (drably and somewhat anonymously) in Newquay to this day;

(2). a notorious haunt of smugglers in the 17th and 18th centuries, trading in illicit wine and spirits, allegedly through a network of secret tunnels running from the town of Newquay itself down to the beach; 

(3). the model for the fictional Welsh town of "Llareggub" in Dylan Thomas' famous play, "Under Milk Wood". In a curious quirk of fate reminiscent of the VBCW, "Under Milk Wood" was subsequently famously narrated by Richard Burton, who himself "learned to drink" as a young man in the pubs of Newquay (principally "The Blue Bell", now converted from a spit and sawdust boozer into a chi-chi wine bar) - some of whom, it is said, were still owed money by Thomas himself [note1]. Thomas famously drank his way around Newquay during his period of residence, modelling the characters of his play - Captain Cat, Mog Edwards, Myfanwy Price, the Rev. Jenkins, Dai Bread etc. - on local residents [note2];

(4). a centre of arms smuggling during the VBCW, apparently much favoured by Sir Gilbert Hill for his criminal wholly legitimate trading enterprises, including the import of significant armaments from that shady well known Canadian conglomerate, Gisby Enterprises.

It is thought that Newquay's involvement in Sir Gilbert Hill's "supply line", together with Sir Gilbert's various splendid military successes against HMG within the Herefordshire VBCW, was the principal reason that HMG selected this sleepy Welsh port for "a raid in force" by the "Bristol Fleet".....

Newquay at nightfall. Today's tourists would find it difficult to imagine the carnage visited on this precise spot during the VBCW "raid in force" by the "Bristol Fleet" - and, fearful of inhibiting the profitable tourist trade,  today's guidebooks are careful not to mention the event.
[Note 1]. Those following the various links on Thomas may have worked out that - in the alternative timeline - he did not actually live in the Newquay area until 1944/1945. But, hey, this is the VBCW - and the models for Thomas' characters in "Llareggub" were certainly Newquay residents back in 1937/1938. Plus, we really needed to paint up a 28mm town drunk (and famous poet).....who could easily "lose a decade" after a bender...

[Note 2]. Some say that Dylan Thomas' last words - in New York in 1953 - were: "I have seen the gates of hell" (others claim them to have been: "I've had eighteen straight whiskies - I think that's a record"). Various biographers argue over the origin of the "gates of hell reference", some claiming a late revelation, others no more than drunken poetry. Those who have studied his time in Newquay, however, including its contemporary "visitation" by "the Bristol Fleet", have no doubt that it relates to his personal experience of naval bombardment (while under the influence, obviously).