Wednesday 1 April 2020

PARLIAMO COMMUNIST?

Comrade Colonel Professor Winters, Leader of the County Communist Front (formerly the "Broad Left Front", but we don't talk about that), has recently been doing rather well in the Herefordshire VBCW (see blogposts passim). With their recent and significant acquisition of territory and population, the Communists have now produced a handy cut-out-and-keep guide for those who find themselves linguistically-challenged:

Personal Insult Generator (Communists, for the use of, throw 2D6 for each column)


Dice Throw (2D6)

   Descriptor

    Adjective

     Noun

    Geographical Location

            2.

     Rabid

     Fascist

Running Dog/   Hyena/Beast

      from Hereford

            3.

   Despicable

   Capitalist

 Lickspittle

      of the Forest

         
           4.




Contemptible


  Imperialist


Wrecker/Saboteur


        
     from Leominster

            5.

 Degenerate/
   Corrupt

    Crypto- 
    Fascist


     Zealot

     from Ross on Wye

        
           6.



 
   Grovelling

 
   Revisionist

    Oppressor/
      Parasite


       
     from Ledbury

            7.

   Renegade

    Counter-
Revolutionary


  Conspirator

     of the Malverns

            8.

       Vile

 Bourgeois/Nationalist


   Class-
         Traitor


     from Burley Gate

          
           9.

 
    Stinking/
Blood-Sucking

 
        Renegade


  Scum /Vermin


   
     from Shobdon



           10.

    Accursed

      Reactionary

      Splitter

     of Kingsland

          11.

  Traitorous

      Petit-
           Bourgeois


 
    Speculator


     of Ewyas Harold

         12.

   Snivelling

      Deviationist

 Opportunist/
      Provocateur


     from Goodrich


 Note (1) : based on an idea from the AK47 Ruleset (Version 1)
 Note (2) : to see variants of 1930s Soviet insults in full use, see THIS LINK documenting the language of Vyshinsky during the 1936-1938 show trials. The extracts from the speeches of the defence lawyers are also worth a look.......

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