Comrade Colonel Professor Winters, Leader of the County Communist Front (formerly the "Broad Left Front", but we don't talk about that), has recently been doing rather well in the Herefordshire VBCW (see blogposts passim). With their recent and significant acquisition of territory and population, the Communists have now produced a handy cut-out-and-keep guide for those who find themselves linguistically-challenged:
Personal Insult Generator
(Communists, for the use of, throw 2D6 for each column)
Dice Throw (2D6)
|
Descriptor
|
Adjective
|
Noun
|
Geographical Location
|
2.
|
Rabid
|
Fascist
|
Running Dog/ Hyena/Beast
|
from Hereford
|
3.
|
Despicable
|
Capitalist
|
Lickspittle
|
of the Forest
|
4. |
Contemptible |
Imperialist |
Wrecker/Saboteur |
from Leominster |
5.
|
Degenerate/
Corrupt |
Crypto-
Fascist
|
Zealot
|
from
Ross on Wye
|
6. |
Grovelling |
Revisionist |
Oppressor/
Parasite |
from Ledbury |
7.
|
Renegade
|
Counter-
Revolutionary
|
Conspirator
|
of the
Malverns
|
8.
|
Vile
|
Bourgeois/Nationalist
|
Class-
Traitor
|
from Burley Gate
|
9. |
Stinking/ Blood-Sucking |
Renegade |
Scum /Vermin |
from Shobdon |
10.
|
Accursed
|
Reactionary
|
Splitter
|
of Kingsland
|
11.
|
Traitorous
|
Petit-
Bourgeois
|
Speculator
|
of Ewyas Harold
|
12.
|
Snivelling
|
Deviationist
|
Opportunist/
Provocateur |
from Goodrich
|
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