The Fleet Street ticker tape has been busy clacketing with news........
FALL OF LEOMINSTER !
VICTORIOUS BROMYARD SOCIAL DEMOCRATS OCCUPY VITAL TOWN!
ANGLICANS "NOWHERE TO BE SEEN"
"PRESTEIGNE SOVIETS" STOPPED IN SUBURBS
PUBLIC SCHOOLBOYS SUFFER SEVERE CASUALTIES
CAPTAIN COURAGEOUS or COWARD OUTRAGEOUS ? - HASTY FLIGHT OF GILES
"UNPRECEDENTED PLAGUES" SEVERELY DAMAGE GOVERNMENT'S "WYRD FORCE"
FIRST SIGHT OF STRANGE "CULTISTS" UNDER MORIARTY COMMAND
FORE! THE SMASHING RETURN OF HEREFORD GOLF CLUB HEAVY ARTILLERY
FIGHT AGAINST IMPOSSIBLE ODDS or THE PRICE OF IGNORING BATTLE PLAN - SENIOR CAPTAIN MAYNARD CAPTURED BY PRESTEIGNE COMMUNIST FORCES
OFF TO GULAG WITH YOU, TOO - EUSTACE SPODE JOINS MAYNARD IN CAPTIVITY
BRAVE TELEGRAPHISTS "ACCORDED HONOURS OF WAR" - MARCH FREE AFTER "HONOURABLE FIGHT AGAINST OVERWHELMING STRENGTH"
BOOZE CRISIS - SUPPLY FEARS AS COMMUNISTS TAKE OVER LEOMINSTER BREWERY - STOCK MARKET LATEST
HMG FORCES "ADVANCE SOUTHWARD" TO "DINMORE HILL LINE"
LAST STAND BEFORE HEREFORD IMMINENT
MARLBROOK UNCOVERED - STRATEGIC CHOCOLATE SUPPLIES AT RISK
BRISTOL FLEET NOW REPORTED STEAMING TOWARDS WELSH COAST
More extensive and fully illustrated news as Fleet Street receives all the photographic evidence from the combatants.....stand by, all........
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