In a surprise political move, Comrade Commissar Colonel Professor "Bill" Winters, Communist Party leader and "Liberator of Shobdon", recently announced a "referendum" was to be held in Shobdon and the surrounding occupied liberated areas, to be determined by the "truly Soviet method" of proportional representation. The question now to be put before the people (in most cases at gunpoint):
"Do you agree that Comrade Commissar Colonel Colonel Professor Winters is (1). a military genius; or (2). a strategic mastermind; or (3). both of the above ?"
Commissar Moody, in command of Comrade Commissar (etc etc) Winter's Communist News Agency "Bureau Disinformatizya", is reportedly "entirely confident" that 98% of the people of Shobdon will vote for Option (3), and that the long running Hereford Very British Civil War will therefore be brought to an end shortly thereafter....
His Majesty's Government, together with all other factions within the Hereford VBCW, have denounced the "Shobdon Referendum" as an obvious sham......
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