Wednesday, 6 November 2019

AUTUMN BIG GAME 2019 REPORT (3)

In the east, the Communist Front traffic convoy (aka "Jam") sets out
on another "Long March" (shouldn't that be "Country Drive"?)
Colonel Comrade Professor Winter's much feared Revolutionary Auditors' van. A crack team of
 proletarian accountants shall mete out justice to any defaulting farmer
 unwilling to meet the "legitimate monetary demands of the people"!
Commander Camshaft of the AA, recovered from his exertions as the Battle of Shobdon, orders his shiny new
tank forward to investigate. This was Umpire Clive's "Shoddy Tank" entry for the
 2019 Armoured Modelling Challenge (see blogposts passim).
Meanwhile, to the west, the forces of Her Majesty's Government advance. Military commentators
suggest that HMG have rushed through the development of a new type of "Crusader" tank.
The accompanying foot sloggers of Viscount Scudamore's Loyal Legion are about to accomplish
their first strategic objective, the capture of some un-armed goats. Yet another battle honour
for the Legion's standard!
A view of the Government's advance from the north. Staff Captain Maynard (waving his pistol in an encouraging manner) and his accompanying Inland Revenue tax inspector "take a stand" on top of the lead van. Farmers beware -
its tax collection time! To the right of the photograph, Alan's "Shoddy Tank" entry for the 2019 Armoured
Modelling Challenge noses into view, exploiting its camouflage and the tree lined route to the full.... 
....but not for long! The exact specifications of this "Shoddy Tank" are unknown, but it boasts a "Fat Barrel" main
armament (possibly with enhanced muzzle velocity attachment), sneaky hedge cutters and a snazzy 1930s three colour camo scheme. Magnificent! However, what is known about this "Shoddy" is that (in line with all its companions), it suffered continual mechanical breakdowns....

AUTUMN BIG GAME 2019 REPORT (2)


A close up of "Farm Giles" - white farmhouse and red tiled barn. Some of his farmworkers
mill about on the side road to Mortimer's Cross, flagging down a "News of the World" van.
An Automobile Association Tank, Armoured Car and Infantry Section have taken
position at the Cross itself, anxious to "keep the roads clear for the ordinary motorist".
By Farmer Giles' farmhouse, some old buildings for his workers and tenants.
The area is rich in "agricultural animals", with a cow and two sheep in
evidence here. To to the north of Mortimer's Cross can just be seen a
Herefordshire Police Speed Trap (Anti Tank Gun & Crew), with a purple
Cadbury's lorry passing Luctonians RFC rugby ground.
A closer view from the north. Some red Royal Mail vans pass under the watchful eye of the Herefordshire
Police speed trap. Horses graze and pigs snuffle. The AA tank turns to the east, ready to investigate reports
 of a Communist Front traffic jam. It always happens.........
Further to the west, a section of Herefordshire Police line the route, protecting a Herefordshire Fire Brigade
tender as it races towards Shobdon Court. Apparently the country house has been blown up.....
At the eastern tip of Farmer Giles's land, another section of Herefordshire Policemen (one with spherical AT
sticky bomb). They are investigating reports of vandalism and "tagging", but have yet to see any evidence...
A Perrier Jouet delivery van passes undisturbed along the road.

Back at Luctonians RFC rugby ground, the team are looking rather angrily for the groundsman, who has produced
cricket wickets rather than rugby posts. The groundsman has wisely decamped. The Luctonians RFC are not
just angry but heavily armed, and anxious to try out their "exploding rugby ball" improvised mortar.
A Cadbury's van heads from the north towards Mortimer's Cross.

West of the Luctonians RFC rugby ground, the forces of Farmer Roo line the stout walls of his ochre-coloured
homestead. His prize horses graze in his "South Field", soon to be gathered into his stables. Farmer Roo is an
old adversary of his near neighbour, Farmer Giles....

AUTUMN BIG GAME 2019 REPORT (1)

The Player's Briefing for the Autumn Big Game 2019 "Mortimers Cross Redux 
aka Operation Scylla" can be found HERE

The start of another ordinary VBCW day at Mortimer's Cross, Herefordshire. Farmer Giles
(Giles, left/south) surveys his acreage as a multi-coloured variety of "commercial traffic" vans
and lorries rush hither and thither. The River Lugg flows gently in the eastern foreground, just
above Staff Captain Maynard's (Alan's) cup of tea and rulebook binder. A pensive
(and newly promoted) Colonel Comrade Professor Winters (Rob) patrols to the right/north,
judging the best axis of advance for the Communist Forces (entering from the top/west)

Some quiet diplomacy in the North. Farmer Giles is not part of this conversation.
He anxiously places his HQ Section (with 2 Medics) in his farmhouse, guarding
his stash of gold. A Fyffes "Banana Van" meanders along the road towards Shobdon,
passing some grazing cows in a field.

Friday, 11 October 2019

AUTUMN BIG GAME 2019 - GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENTS!

The Hereford County Gazette carries the following story.....................

BIG RESHUFFLE FOR HEREFORD GOVERNMENT FORCES

County HQ confirmed there have been a number of changes to Government Forces in the area of Mortimer's Cross. A spokesman told our reporter: "Following a lengthy campaigning season, and with the interests of our gallant troops in mind, a number of unit adjustments have been made locally, but local residents may rest assured that this in no way diminishes our capacity to defend the county against the depredations of the Red Menace and their gullible Anglican dupes."

It is understood that the Wulfhere battalion of the BUF have been withdrawn for rest and resupply (while it’s officers no doubt trawl the slums of Birmingham for more recruits ! ). In their place, the Hereford Auxiliary Reserve Division have been called up. This unit has a tough reputation, containing as it does a number of veterans of the Black and Tans who served in the ‘Troubles’ in Ireland.

The Ladies of Cheltenham College have returned to school for their impending exams, so the Lucton School Cadet Force has been mobilised in their place. A flu epidemic has badly affected the Royal Cameroon Highlanders, unused as they are to our climate, but in their place has arrived the Spanish Blue Division of Falangist volunteers, loaned by General Franco, who is obviously confident his own civil war is heading towards a satisfactory conclusion.

All this means that Viscount Scudamore’s Loyal Legion have assumed the role of senior unit of the local government forces. With rumours of a Communist advance in the north of the county the revamped government troops will need to look to their laurels in the weeks ahead.....

(with thanks to Senior Captain Maynard (Alan) for the text and following unit photographs)

Hereford Auxiliary Reserve Division skirmish forward towards Mortimer's Cross
The Lucton School Cadet Force come into the line in place
of the hockey stick waving (but temporarily exam bound)
schoolgirls of Cheltenham Ladies College
General Franco's Falangist Volunteers take their "Blue Division"
unit designation literally. Arriba!
Notes:

(1). The Editor of the "Hereford County Gazette" has now received a "stiff note" from Ludlow Castle, pointing out that Anglican Forces have "no interest" in Mortimer's Cross and "will not be attending the party". The Rev Duff-Postin, High Chancellor of All-Ludlow, added that, if HMG were ever desirous of forming an alliance with the Anglican League (as to which, "the clock is ticking"), describing them as "gullible dupes" was hardly going to assist. The Reverend added that HMG had still to agree to hand over the captured Bishop of Hereford, an essential pre-condition to "any substantive talks" and that "there remains a gulf between the parties that only compromise on the part of the Government can resolve". Were the Bishop to be returned, it was always possible that Ludlow would "grant an extension" to the time limited for talks...

(2). Other newspapers are reporting the arrival of a "Commissar-heavy" task force at Mortimer's Cross, accompanying Comrade Deepinthevoltski, "Senior Wealth Redistribution Adviser" to Comrade Professor Winters, together with a team of SMG toting "Revolutionary Auditors".

Thursday, 3 October 2019

AUTUMN BIG GAME 2019 - MORTIMERS CROSS REDUX aka OPERATION SCYLLA


The Hereford VBCW Autumn BIG GAME 2019 will take place at the Burley Gate Village Hall, Herefordshire, on Saturday 12th October 2019 from 10am - 5pm (set up from about 9.15 am). All our usual arrangements apply (see the "Practicalities" paragraphs to this preceding blogpost) save that, as already notified to intending participants, our game charge has increased to £20 for the day in order to account for the recent significant increase in the Hall booking fees.........anyway.......

Those VBCW battlefield tourists looking for a memorial cross at Mortimer's Cross will be sadly disappointed. The only memorial to a battle on this hallowed ground is a simple stone pedestal:

The Mortimer's Cross Memorial

recording not a VBCW event, but a much earlier "Wars of the Roses" battle on 2nd February 1461. An account of the 1461 Battle can be found HERE.

Some 475 years later, the land around Mortimer's Cross still remained largely agricultural in nature, populated by historically tight-fisted farmers, but now criss-crossed with roads (of varying quality) carrying the commercial traffic of the County:

Mortimers Cross in 1937/1938
It is to this area that Senior Captain Maynard retreated after the Second Battle of Shobdon, defending the vital cross roads before the River Lugg. And it is to this area that the "Red Horde" of Comrade Professor Winter's slowly advanced, seeking to gather support (financial and political) for their Red Revolution....

The battle lines have stablised as all parties seek to recover from the exertions of recent VBCW events. Both Maynard and Winters have, as a matter of irony, received identical orders from their respective HQs - use this temporary lull in order to gather support from the local farmers, and to tax them in order to pay for the continuing Civil War.

Neither High Command has explained to our gallant battlefield commanders how both these tasks can be accomplished simultaneously. Politics!

And thus to our player's starting positions:

Senior Captain Maynard : is situated to the east of the battle area, with a full "WTDW" Platoon of Government forces. His orders are to collect £100 of "back taxes" from every farmer in the area, whether in cash or kind, and give a bloody nose to any Communist forces he might encounter in the process. His forces have no money in their own Treasury, and are running low on food, petrol and ammunition....

Comrade Professor Winters : is situated to the west of the battle area, with a full "WTDW" Platoon of Communists forces. His orders are to collect £100 of "voluntary revolutionary contributions" from every farmer in the area, whether in cash or kind, and give a bloody nose to any Government forces he might encounter in the process. His forces have no money in their own Treasury, and are running low on food, petrol and ammunition....

The Farmers : occupy their farmhouses as randomly distributed across the battle area, each with a full "WTDW" Platoon of Local Defence Volunteers (i.e. their tenants, workers and family). Their task is to avoid paying any money to anyone, if they can get away with it, and at all costs to preserve their own property, and preferably independence. This doesn't just mean their own farmhouse, for their fields are scattered with their animals (horses, cows, pigs, sheep, ducks, rabbits etc...), and so are their neighbours'. Of course, the Farmers have no love at all for their neighbours (too many boundary disputes over the years), and a "VBCW disruption" might be just the time to rustle some of their neighbour's animals. Troops in the field are always hungry! Each farmer has only £50 in his Treasury (hidden under a bed in his Farmhouse), and dreads a visitation from the Government Tax Man/Revolutionary Contributions Gatherer. They need that money to keep their own people fed (and ammunitioned)!

And in the surrounding area (or aether):

The Commercial Traffic : The crossroads of the B4362 and A4110 is a busy junction, choked with "commercial traffic" frantically trying to deliver goods and services in the middle of a Civil War. Vans and trucks race along the roads, seeking to avoid being hi-jacked and robbed of their valuable cargos....if they have any, of course?

Operation Scylla : What is Operation Scylla? Everybody's been talking about it (in hushed tones, of course), but nobody seems to know what it is....A plot to rescue the captured Bishop of Hereford? The use of poison gas? A mechanised attack of some kind? A Communist bombing raid from the newly capture Shobdon Airfield?  Shhhhh....don't mention "Operation Scylla"!

Scenario Rules

1. Animals : the agricultural animals are scattered across the playing area in a random fashion, placed by the Umpires before the start of the Big Game. Animals do not move by themselves. They may be "rustled" by any foot figure coming into base to base contact with them. Once "rustled", such animals stay in base to base to base contact with such foot figure, unless (a). the figure is killed; or (b). the figure is part of a unit that becomes "Jumpy", or (c). the Umpires use their discretion to account for unforeseen circumstances. On any such event, the animal is "released" and moves in a random direction for a distance of 2D6. EM4 direction dice may be used (other brands are available). There is no fixed value ascribed to any particular kind of animal : this is a matter for the players and "market conditions".

2. Taxes (or Voluntary Contributions) : Taxmen have a limited degree of discretion as to the amount of taxes they collect. Taxes (etc) may be paid by agreement in kind. Monetary taxes do not need to be reflected on the table by figures (the cash is simply handed over between players) but animals or "other goods" traded in lieu of taxes must be handed over by use of the "base to base" contact method. HQ "runners" may be very useful for this purpose. A failure to collect Taxes (etc) may result in further shortages of petrol, food or ammunition being experienced by the defaulting player, with serious effects upon their continuing ability to fire and/or move and/or keep their troops spirits up....Of course, payment of too much by way of Taxes (etc) by any of the Farmers may equally result in them suffering identical shortages...It is up to the Umpires, in their complete discretion, to decide at any given time whether any of the contending players have "run out of money", and what the battlefield consequences are for their forces.

3. Commercial Traffic : various trucks and vans are scattered across the roads of the playing area in random fashion, placed by the Umpires before the start of the Big Game. Additional trucks and vans may enter/exit the playing area during the Big Game, all as directed by the "Commercial Traffic Controller". Trucks and vans move according the WTDW rules at the end of each move. It is well known that these trucks and vans are usually stuffed with trade goods (and perhaps even money!) and are "ripe for the picking". But be warned: on some occasions, anticipated treasure may turn to real terror! Trucks and vans may be stopped by any reasonable method (foot troops pointing rifles and shouting "Stand and Deliver"!, Armoured Cars parked across the road, cavalry surrounding the van, etc. etc.). The Commercial Traffic Controller (an Umpire) will decide when a truck or van is sufficiently stopped by a player's forces, and the result of the hold-up....all by using the unique Umpires Random Predictor Mechanism (TM).

4. "Shoddy Tanks" : those who have completed their "Shoddy Tank Conversion" as part of the 2019 Armoured Modelling Challenge (see blogposts passim) can field one such "Shoddy Tank" in support of their forces as a special umpire bonus. Congratulations! Unfortunately, these tanks are appropriately named : they have reduced armour (treat as armoured car for firing at purposes) and are prone to misfires and breaking down. Before moving or firing, a "Shoddy Tank" must throw a D6 : 1 - 3 failure, 4 - 6 success. The Umpires never said they'd be game changers! 

5. Non-Aligned Forces After the disaster of the Second Battle of Shobdon, the Automobile Association have resolved never again to "act as a courier" for any of the contending factions, but instead to return to their independent role as "Guardians of the Road". They have their Armoured Car, a section of AA Patrolmen (with LMG) and a "Shoddy Tank" (see blogposts passim) in the area of Mortimers' Cross, and are supported by the Mortimer's Cross Police Detachment (2 sections of policemen with LMG, and a Police Anti-Tank Gun. (These police may be "moving about the area" in vans). In addition, as Luctonians RFC playing fields are just opposite the Mortimer's Cross memorial pedestal, there will be a group of rifle armed Rugby Players (all the forwards, a scrum half and stand off) with a unique VBCW weapon - an exploding Rugby Ball! The ExRB (as kicked by the stand off) operates just as a VBCW mortar, but with one key change: instead of the ball exploding where it lands initially, it bounces in a random direction (well, it is an oddly shaped ball - use that EM4 direction die), performs another mortar move, and only explodes on "second landing". Use the mortar template as usual. The same rules apply for these "Non-Aligned Forces" as for the Peace Protestors in the preceding Second Battle of Shobdon, i.e. you can use your Action Cards at your discretion, not to move/fire a section or playing piece of your own force, but to move/fire a section or other playing piece of the Non-Aligned Forces. As with any other section/playing piece, Non Aligned Forces can only move/fire once per move.

6. Diplomacy : in the usual way, there are no fixed rules for diplomacy. Farmers may find it helpful to ally with/betray either the Government or the Red Revolutionaries (or indeed with each other - who needs these taxmen, anyway?), dependent upon their interests at the time. Perhaps a farmer can obtain a remission on their tax (etc.) bills by a useful alliance...or can get away without paying anything by another?

7. Rules : our usual (latest Mort amended) rules, save that, as per the last couple of games, we are playing "one phase" moves rather than "two phase" moves, and cavalry do not have to take a morale test before "charging home". Any other modifications will be notified before the start of play (or approved by the Umpires during the course of play).

8. Chance Cards. Alan's Chance Cards are intended to be in operation for this "Big Game".

9. Operation Scylla : Shhh! Don't mention Operation Scylla! If Operation Scylla occurs at all (and that's rather difficult to predict, as no-one know what it is) then the Umpires will re-issue amended Scenario Rules.

What is Operation Scylla? As ever, the answer to this vital question (and many more) can only be discovered by participation in the Hereford VBCW Autumn 2019 BIG GAME ("Mortimer's Cross Redux aka Operation Scylla")..........

THE WAR ILLUSTRATED No.15 - SECOND BATTLE OF SHOBDON

17. FINIS

Standing in the grounds of Shobdon Court, Lieutenant Lucy tugged at the braided cuff of his commander, Senior Captain Maynard. 

"Come away, sir. There's nothing more you can do here" he muttered sympathetically. "If we make a move now, we can evade the Anglicans at Shobdon Instructional Centre and still make our own lines. It appears that Sir James is making his own way back, albeit somewhat unsteadily after all that time in "The Red Lion". And Queeg will already be landing at Hereford Racecourse."

Maynard cursed, reluctantly giving the necessary orders. But he had one last duty : his own Regional HQ. If he could not occupy Shobdon Court, he'd be damned if that jumped up grocer, Hodges, had both the Bateman mansion and the title....

"Explosives ready?" Maynard enquired of his Chief Engineer.

"At your command, sir". A nod from Maynard and the Chief Engineer pressed the plunger.... 

The final destruction of Shobdon Court. Readers of this blog will recollect that while Shobdon Church and the
Stables and Servants Quarters to this great Herefordshire Country House remain to be seen by the casual tourist,
Shobdon Court itself has utterly vanished. It is only now that the true VBCW story of its destruction can be told...
It is just possible that the Chief Engineer overestimated the amount of explosive necessary for the job....
"Where to, sir?" Lucy had commandeered the Automobile Association command car. Maynard studied his maps carefully. "Mmm....Mortimer's Cross, Lucy. That's where we'll hold'em. All of them: the damned Reds, those sanctimonious Anglicans, traitor Hodges and his toadies - let 'em all come. We'll hold them at Mortimer's Cross!"

We usually finish a Big Game Report with a grinning photograph of the winner of the Umpires' Award, on this
occasion the fabulously valuable "Golden Grenade of Shobdon" (with real sound effects!). Unfortunately, due to
the demise of the 28mm Anglican staff photographer, no such photograph of this time's winner - Alan (Senior
Captain Maynard) actually exists. To compensate (although it may be that Maynard would not regard it as
any compensation at all) we have a photograph of Mr Hodges' (JP's) standard bearer (and Nan) celebrating his
elevation to the aristocracy (by force of arms, at least). On to Mortimer's Cross and the Autumn 2019 Big Game!
(Note heroic LDV cyclist pedalling into the picture...perhaps an early (and very VBCW)
example of "photo-bombing"?)


WITH MANY THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED PHOTOGRAPHS AND TEXT
TO ALLOW THIS HISTORICAL RECORD TO BE WRITTEN AND ILLUSTRATED

THE WAR ILLUSTRATED No.14 - SECOND BATTLE OF SHOBDON

16. SAUVE QUI PEUT!

The situation was now desperate for Senior Captain Maynard. Having finally concluded an alliance with Young
Mr Grace, he urged him onward to the "West Table" in a final attempt to clear the vital houses overlooking
the Shobdon Airfield road of  "Red Guard".
But it was too little, too late. Even a spontaneous Mommet rebellion could not winkle the Reds out
of the houses, and the Government's last counter-attack failed.
The BUF "Big Gun" still boomed defiance from the grounds of Shobdon Court. But with the Instructional Centre
captured, Sir James Barleycorn not able to respond to calls for reinforcement (it appears the Red Lion only had
a payphone, and Sir James was curiously short of pennies at the vital moment) and the critical Shobdon Court -
Shobdon Airfield road interdicted by both Mr Jones and the Red Guard, Staff Captain Maynard was all out of options.
Commander Queeg now took matters into his own hands. Having defended the airfield against all the odds but with
an inevitable end drawing near, it was time for him to load his loyal Government sailors into the transport planes
and make for the airfield at Hereford Racecourse....

Red Sailors overrun the Airfield as the last of Commander Queeg's defenders fly out. On the "East Table",
after a little to-ing and fro-ing as Sir James Barleycorn MC skirmished around the occupied Instructional
Centre, he too retreated towards Hereford, thankful that he had at least been able to retain his
"VIP Prisoners".