After the Battles of Marlbrook and Dinmore (this Saturday's Spring Big Game 2023), Fleet Street's first editions screamed the "Stop Press" news:
SMASHING VICTORY FOR HIS MAJESTY'S GOVERNMENT!
CADBURY'S MARLBROOK FACTORY SAVED!
COUNTY CHOCOLATE SUPPLIES ASSURED!
COMRADE WINTER'S COMMUNIST LEVIES MASSACRED!
While the world waits anxiously for the fully illustrated Fleet Street editions, we have the very first selection of the "Op Eds":
COMPETITION FOR JESSE OWENS - WINTER'S 100M SPRINT RECORD?
VICTORIOUS EVERARD'S BATTLEFIELD PROMOTION - FROM MAJOR TO THE "VERY MODEL OF THE MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL"
CHOCS AWAY ! CADBURY'S FACTORY SAVED!
TITE-WADDE CONFIRMS NO CHOCOLATE RATIONING - CADBURY'S SHARES RISE STEEPLY - SEE CITY PAGES INSIDE.
CELEBRATORY BELLS RING OUT IN HEREFORD - GOVERNMENT COUNTER-ATTACK ALREADY IN PLANNING?
True to it's traditions, "The Times" carried the very first (and truly historic) picture:
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| WINTER'S RUN - "Exit stage left - pursued by BUF Tankette".... |
More propaganda by the reactionaries. This was not a retreat, but a cleaver retrograde of the peoples forces so as to give the capitalist classes a false since of security. Only to smash them when they are at easy. It's all very scientific.
ReplyDeleteThanks Commissar. The Bureau Desinformitsya will no doubt have to go in to overdrive after this one. Stand by...........
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