In a widely circulated "Pastoral Message", the Bishop of Ludlow has rebuked those "misguided souls" claiming that they were the first to invent "The Technical" in the Hereford VBCW. Dismissing the "notorious propaganda" of the Presteigne Communists and their conversions of the 1.5 ton PMW truck chassis, and even gently chiding "my old friend" Chief Constable Recurrin-Lockdowne and his Rolls-Royce MG carriers, the Bishop pointed to his own forces' long-standing "Covenanter Mk.1" gun bus section:
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| A historic event: the Bishop introduces his "Covenanter" gun buses to Pathe News. Trucks - Lledo minor conversions. |
The Bishop "wished to make clear" that the Ecclesiarchy of Ludlow "as muscular Christians, stood at the forefront of modern armaments technology" and would shortly introduce the "Covenanter Mk.2", an even more heavily armed and armoured variant of the "Anglican gun-bus". The enemies of Anglicanism, he concluded, "would shortly meet their Maker" and were therefore "always in his prayers".
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| The Bishop blesses the film crew - and, in absentia, Anglicanism's enemies. |
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